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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>i like music and movies and food. so basically, i’m anyone.</description><title>look, ma! i'm trendy</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @alkje)</generator><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwflec9OsN1qzzyclo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwflec9OsN1qzzyclo2_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50980477560</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50980477560</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 05:09:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crapuccinos.tumblr.com/post/50861565491/i-am-like-a-hexagon-all-my-hecks-r-gone"&gt;crapuccinos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am like a hexagon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all my hecks r gone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969534056</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969534056</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18nomXhUG1r3zexno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969527478</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969527478</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>elfi3:

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elfi3.tumblr.com/post/41097703440/heres-a-fun-fact-get-the-fuck-away-from-me"&gt;elfi3&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969320013</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969320013</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:56:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cokeflow:

carrabbas:

what the fuck is that thing

that’s a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebf11502f8fd0d2d28e3ee38e653256a/tumblr_mj5u2tzEdY1qam8b5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cokeflow.tumblr.com/post/45127602069/carrabbas-what-the-fuck-is-that-thing-thats"&gt;cokeflow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malikamonroe.com/post/44661063091/what-the-fuck-is-that-thing"&gt;carrabbas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what the fuck is that thing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s a satchel, or “man purse”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969317154</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50969317154</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:56:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>partybarackisinthehousetonight:

wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/49885564485/wow-its-hard-to-believe-that-the-number-on-the"&gt;partybarackisinthehousetonight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50942643500</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50942643500</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:08:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thevampireweekends:

hello friends i made a playlist
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab2ea2ee3337705563fb27c20872c073/tumblr_mmz6wkbzq71qfveigo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thevampireweekends.tumblr.com/post/50704625082"&gt;thevampireweekends&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hello friends i made a playlist&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50889305529</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50889305529</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:56:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a6qaw4Ca1qfmm7zo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50889201707</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50889201707</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:54:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:
“Gilda got married and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx3i69EBnc1r5xsw9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldloves.tumblr.com/post/15108872901/bill-murray-on-gilda-radner-gilda-got-married"&gt;oldloves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;- from &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=aNDb1d2i9KkC&amp;pg=PT318&amp;lpg=PT318&amp;dq=And+because+these+people+were+really+funny,+every+person+wed+drag+her+up+to+would+just+do+like+five+minutes+on+her,+with+Gilda+upside+down+in+this+sort+of+tortured+position,+which+she+absolutely+loved.+She+was+laughing+so+hard+we+could+have+lost+her+right+then+and+there.&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=VK76uDKi29&amp;sig=oBJtjRmmIMz5fjnqj9hnckfUTJk&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=O7P_Tr7zI-Pl0QHL6ZiRAg&amp;ved=0CCUQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&amp;q=And%20because%20these%20people%20were%20really%20funny%2C%20every%20person%20wed%20drag%20her%20up%20to%20would%20just%20do%20like%20five%20minutes%20on%20her%2C%20with%20Gilda%20upside%20down%20in%20this%20sort%20of%20tortured%20position%2C%20which%20she%20absolutely%20loved.%20She%20was%20laughing%20so%20hard%20we%20could%20have%20lost%20her%20right%20then%20and%20there.&amp;f=false"&gt;Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50658274844</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50658274844</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:17:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Vampire Weekend Plays the Game of LIFE - Radio.com...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3SN-KSbZQaQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vampire Weekend Plays the Game of LIFE - Radio.com Essentials&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Vampire Weekend plays the game of LIFE and discuss their life philosophies with Radio.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50641168553</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50641168553</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 03:24:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>idreamofjasonbateman:

Jason and Will holding hands while...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbca3cb1857c89ede7ad931ff651848f/tumblr_mmxdmcwkOt1ri8yhwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idreamofjasonbateman.tumblr.com/post/50631983015/jason-and-will-holding-hands-while-walking-thru"&gt;idreamofjasonbateman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jason and Will holding hands while walking thru NY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50639822743</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50639822743</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 02:33:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://involvingmeinvolvingyou.tumblr.com/post/50072247505/if-you-wanna-be-my-lover-youve-gotta-throw-huge"&gt;involvingmeinvolvingyou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you wanna be my lover&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50628638472</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50628638472</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:31:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nothingmuchtosayiguess:

family’s talk
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/605aac5aa6afb4aac5e816f910d254d7/tumblr_mmx9pirLl21rdzgwho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b9550381c37dfa8fcfd2b968cd4ea27/tumblr_mmx9pirLl21rdzgwho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5dfdeb92d48a2b7cb0240415a61c5469/tumblr_mmx9pirLl21rdzgwho3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c8b4f4ce9adff0c34aec5b63e51384e/tumblr_mmx9pirLl21rdzgwho4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothingmuchtosayiguess.tumblr.com/post/50626429830/familys-talk-3"&gt;nothingmuchtosayiguess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;family’s talk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50628008328</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50628008328</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:22:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>graysea:

Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://graysea.tumblr.com/post/50303931251/hello-old-sport-my-name-old-sport-is-jay-old-sport"&gt;graysea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;old sport&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50626503884</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50626503884</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:02:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-lonely-scottish-guy.tumblr.com/post/34842367850/stop-being-overdramatic-they-say-i-dont-know"&gt;the-lonely-scottish-guy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘stop being overdramatic’ they say&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50625264657</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50625264657</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:45:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0234klmc21qzmgp9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50625124303</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50625124303</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:43:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c728cb829408eb4275cd87f06299d06e/tumblr_mmtk57qc1e1rkfvjso1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb38b45179cb556a311684eaa6894a59/tumblr_mmtk57qc1e1rkfvjso2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50625115370</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50625115370</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:43:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93813a97ed3f90c2ab6e8faf9678b028/tumblr_mkcp7p9ggF1rjadbio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50562503815</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50562503815</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:41:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66a156d0a1d4a5cdaa2444e0e962b790/tumblr_mjwb50Lexp1rmvbxio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50560597726</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50560597726</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:53:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>almightykushlord:

“please let me in the house dad i am scare”
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83eebcea03739951918df9ae57738f67/tumblr_mkxzrm7LFk1qejbiro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almightykushlord.tumblr.com/post/47712362041/please-let-me-in-the-house-dad-i-am-scare"&gt;almightykushlord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“please let me in the house dad i am scare”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50560595756</link><guid>http://alkje.tumblr.com/post/50560595756</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:53:19 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
