alkje:

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

i would like to tell all alternate universe hannahs to skip this part

alkje:

i’ll be gone in 32 hours.

i could be back in 32 hours.

alkje:

i don’t really remember why i wanted to come here so badly and i don’t really know what i’m meant to get out of it now that i am here and i don’t really feel like i am having a nice time

#truth

alkje:

i think i’m going to start taking credit for all the weird anons my friends get

did i ever do this?

alkje:

i made my cover photo on fbook a screenshot of sydney harbour from finding nemo even though it’s probably a picture i could go take in real life and it’s my fave joke i’ve ever made

this fave joke has since been replaced by making a facebook status saying “you’re all my facebook fiends”

alkje:

alkje:

alkje:

i’m awake but but my house mom and the kids are still upstairs and i’m hiding in my room until the leave to go to the museum

i think they’re gone now but i’ve thought that before and i’m scared to go up and find out

I THINK THEY’RE REALLY GONE THIS TIME

they weren’t

my house mom calls her kids stupid when she’s yelling at them and it makes me very uncomfortable because it happens kind of often and those lil kids are gonna start thinking they’re actually stupid

I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?

(Source: jess-miller)

alkje:

alkje:

i’m awake but but my house mom and the kids are still upstairs and i’m hiding in my room until the leave to go to the museum

i think they’re gone now but i’ve thought that before and i’m scared to go up and find out

I THINK THEY’RE REALLY GONE THIS TIME

alkje:

i’m awake but but my house mom and the kids are still upstairs and i’m hiding in my room until the leave to go to the museum

i think they’re gone now but i’ve thought that before and i’m scared to go up and find out

i’m awake but but my house mom and the kids are still upstairs and i’m hiding in my room until the leave to go to the museum

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

(Source: adrianivashkov)

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me