(Source: zeroenthusiasm)

(Source: holden-caulfieldlings)

andyslittlesister:

WE GOT THE FREAKING MOON what are you gonna do without tides peru?

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(Source: thedisneyfan)

officialunitedstates:

do you think they call it the white house because it’s painted white

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in


Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer 

(Source: landmarklabs)

on-a-ship:

Marketing.

on-a-ship:

Marketing.

wulyfclan:

Stop rewarding boys for common sense/decency 2014

adamscottblog:

GQ

wecantchange:

one day when i’m not too lazy to put things in alphabetical order i’ll make a follow forever

if i’m not on that shit, i’m gonna find u and hurt u <3 <3 <3

  • me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole

(Source: missyperegrym)

fuckinggirlpower:

for someone who hates boys i really really like boys